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Immortal Raven, er Chicken Jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Amanda:
To get OVER his big chicken self!
When the going gets tough, the chicken goes shopping.
Actually, cookie, I have no idea where the chicken went...
Some of the best chickens I've known didn't always do the right thing - they just wanted to.
Nick:
Chicken was a thief who stole the sun and the moon...
His SUV was parked on the other side.
Chicken interruptus ... he'll be back!
Bert:
Information on the chicken's movements is classified top secret, need-to-know only.
The chicken's my ex. She chose the hard way - she always did.
Lucy:
Darling, I sent the chicken for takeout.
Maybe he heard that Bora Bora is beautiful this time of year.
Three-letter word for a palindromic diarist: Nin, Chicken Nin.
Basil:
The chicken's radar's gone wonky.
Captain Carl:
We've buried the chicken, so this case is closed!
Mario:
Now you'll never get to taste my chicken parmigiana.
Stefan Collier:
My abacus said the chicken's number was up.
Charlie:
That chicken had been eating estrogen seeds.
John Ray Fielding:
Pin a medal on the chicken. He died with honor!
Why did the chicken cross the road in Paris?
Amanda:
He was looking for those little watercress sandwiches.
Tell me, Darling, is that chicken years?
A girl can never have too much cluck.
I killed the chicken's girlfriend and took billions of dollars from him -- and it's only Wednesday!
How do you like my chicken-feather fan?
Nick:
He couldn't get a taxi.
Chicken, you're driving me crazy!!!
Tell Korda the chicken is looking for him, and he's really pissed!
I'll trade you a sword for a chicken.
Joe Dawson:
We belong to a secret society of Chicken Watchers that has existed for more than 4000 years.
I saw the chicken get flattened, but I couldn't interfere.
Bert Myers:
He didn't get much love as a child.
Crysta:
Is that a chicken in your pocket?
Korda:
The chicken will be right back!
Because he understands that resistance is useless.
Ever heard of fowl play???
DID the chicken cross the road? Perhaps. Perhaps not.
Father Liam:
The chicken confessed that the brown shoe mystery had made him suicidal.
Dr. Mika:
I did everything I could -- but the chicken had lost too much blood.
Diehard HL:TS Fan:
The disheartened chicken didn't want to hang around by the Seine, once the barge was gone.
He simply muttered, "Never again," and walked off in the fog.
Diehard Raven Fan:
All chickens look better in Paris.
The chicken is alive and well, and living in the catacombs.
It may be chicken lite, but it's still chicken!!!
© 1999