The Scotsman Song

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I know the sound files are big, but that is the best I can do, I recorded it using the lowest setting; so no matter how many pieces of it I make its going to come out to the same size. Please be patient while the .wavs load. Thanks!

A Scotsman clad in kilt left one evening fair
And one could tell by how he walked he'd drunk more than his share,

He stumbled 'round until he could no longer keep his feet,
Then he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street.

Ring ding diddle diddle i o
Ring di diddly i o
He stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street.

About that time two young and lovely girls just happened by.
One says to the other with a twinkle in her eye,

"See yon sleeping Scotsman so strong and handsome built.
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt."

Ring ding diddle diddle i o
Ring di diddly i o
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt."

They crept up on that sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be,
Lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see,

And there, behold, for them to view beneath his Scottish skirt,
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth.

Ring ding diddle diddle i o
Ring di diddly i o
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth.

They marveled for a moment, then one said, "We must be gone.
"Let's leave a present for our friend before we move along."

As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon, tied into a bow,
Around the bonnie star the Scot's kilt did lift and show.

Ring ding diddle diddle i o
Ring di diddly i o
Around the bonnie star the Scot's kilt did lift and show.

Now the Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled toward the trees.
Behind the bush he lifts his kilt and gawks at what he sees.

And in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes,
"Och, Lad, I don' know where ye been, but I see ye won first prize."

Ring ding diddle diddle i o
Ring di diddly i o
"Och, Lad, I don' know where ye been, but I see ye won first prize."

Bryan Bowers sings this, and it is on his Home, Home on the Road CD.

They play it on my local radio station, and I have it here now for people's enjoyment. I make no gain from this, so please don't sue me! :-)