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Ep 03 — In the Dark (25 files)
This ep was a continuation of Spike's chase for the Gem of Amara from Buffy ep 4.1 "In the Harsh Light of Day".

  • "'How can I thank you, you mysterious, black-clad hunk of a night thing? No need, little lady, your tears of gratitude are enough for me. You see, I was once a bad ass vampire, but love and a pesky curse defanged me. Now I'm just a big, fluffy puppy with bad teeth. ... No, not the hair! Never the hair! But there must be some way I can show my appreciation. No, helping those in need's my job, and working up a load of sexual tension, and prancing away like a magnificent poof is truly thanks enough! I understand. I have a nephew who is gay, so... Say no more. Evil's still afoot! And I’m almost out of that nancy-boy hair gel that I like so much. Quickly, to the Angel-mobile, away!'"
  • "Quickly, to the Angel-mobile, away!"
  • "Go on with you. Play the big, strapping hero while you can. You have a few surprises coming your way. The ring of Amara — a visit from your old pal Spike ... and, oh yeah, your gruesome, horrible death."
  • "Angel. I believe you have something I'm looking for — a shiny, little bauble?"
  • "Why? 'Cause you're Angel, Vamp Detective now? Oooh, so scared. What's next? Vampire cowboy? Vampire fireman? Oh, vampire ballerina."
  • "I had a plan."
  • "I'll get that ring. This isn't over until one of us is a pile of dust, mate."
  • "Did anyone ever tell you you were a hell of a buzz-kill, mate?"
  • "Guess there's nothing to do now, but go along quietly and pay my debt to society."
  • "I may be a slow learner, but .... eventually I catch on."
  • "Do you two need to be alone, or can we go on with the ouchy part?"
  • "Right, vampire with a soul. Cursy-cursed to walk the earth trying to do good. That's not going to be a problem, is it?"
  • "Souls, fingers, toes, let's get chopping, shall we?"
  • "Ooh, someone's having shish-kabob."
  • "gasp Good Lord, why didn't I think o— oh, half a mo, I did. I hired a guy who doesn't care about the ring. Or anything else on God's green earth except taking blokes apart one piece at a time. It's called addiction, Angel; we all have them. I believe yours is named Slutty the Vampire Slayer."
  • "What is it with you good guys running in packs?"
  • "Oooh, the Mick's got spine. Maybe I'll snap it in two."
  • "Um, tall, brooding guy, caveman brow ... he's having the living hell tortured out of him."
  • "To coin a popular Sunnydale phrase: 'duh!'"
  • "Now, now, staking the torturer is strictly prohibited."
  • "Now you've made him mad. Wouldn't want to be in your chains."
  • "And suddenly, I'm so painfully bored."
  • "Lucy, I'm home."
  • "Bloody hell."
  • "Son of a bitch! I do the work, I do the digging, fight off a Slayer, drive to L.A., hire the help, and what do I get? ROYALLY SCREWED, is what! Well that cinches it. No more partners. From now on, I’m my own man. A lone wolf. Sole survivor. Hey, look out, here comes Spike! The biggest, baddest mother... Aahhh! ... I really hope they kill each other."

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