Spike Bytes - Angel Season 1
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Ep 03 — In the Dark (25 files)
"'How can I thank you, you mysterious, black-clad hunk of a night thing? No need, little lady, your tears of gratitude are enough for me. You see, I was once a bad ass vampire, but love and a pesky curse defanged me. Now I'm just a big, fluffy puppy with bad teeth. ... No, not the hair! Never the hair! But there must be some way I can show my appreciation. No, helping those in need's my job, and working up a load of sexual tension, and prancing away like a magnificent poof is truly thanks enough! I understand. I have a nephew who is gay, so... Say no more. Evil's still afoot! And I’m almost out of that nancy-boy hair gel that I like so much. Quickly, to the Angel-mobile, away!'"
"Quickly, to the Angel-mobile, away!"
"Go on with you. Play the big, strapping hero while you can. You have a few surprises coming your way. The ring of Amara — a visit from your old pal Spike ... and, oh yeah, your gruesome, horrible death."
"Angel. I believe you have something I'm looking for — a shiny, little bauble?"
"Why? 'Cause you're Angel, Vamp Detective now? Oooh, so scared. What's next? Vampire cowboy? Vampire fireman? Oh, vampire ballerina."
"I had a plan."
"I'll get that ring. This isn't over until one of us is a pile of dust, mate."
"Did anyone ever tell you you were a hell of a buzz-kill, mate?"
"Guess there's nothing to do now, but go along quietly and pay my debt to society."
"I may be a slow learner, but .... eventually I catch on."
"Do you two need to be alone, or can we go on with the ouchy part?"
"Right, vampire with a soul. Cursy-cursed to walk the earth trying to do good. That's not going to be a problem, is it?"
"Souls, fingers, toes, let's get chopping, shall we?"
"Ooh, someone's having shish-kabob."
"gasp Good Lord, why didn't I think o— oh, half a mo, I did. I hired a guy who doesn't care about the ring. Or anything else on God's green earth except taking blokes apart one piece at a time. It's called addiction, Angel; we all have them. I believe yours is named Slutty the Vampire Slayer."
"What is it with you good guys running in packs?"
"Oooh, the Mick's got spine. Maybe I'll snap it in two."
"Um, tall, brooding guy, caveman brow ... he's having the living hell tortured out of him."
"To coin a popular Sunnydale phrase: 'duh!'"
"Now, now, staking the torturer is strictly prohibited."
"Now you've made him mad. Wouldn't want to be in your chains."
"And suddenly, I'm so painfully bored."
"Lucy, I'm home."
"Son of a bitch! I do the work, I do the digging, fight off a Slayer, drive to L.A., hire the help, and what do I get? ROYALLY SCREWED, is what! Well that cinches it. No more partners. From now on, I’m my own man. A lone wolf. Sole survivor. Hey, look out, here comes Spike! The biggest, baddest mother... Aahhh! ... I really hope they kill each other."
This ep was a continuation of Spike's chase for the Gem of Amara from Buffy ep 4.1 "In the Harsh Light of Day".