Spike Bytes - Seasons 2
|Buffy Season 2|
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BUFFY: | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | Other |
ANGEL: | 1 | 5 |
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Ep 15 School Hard (15 files)
"Home sweet home."
"You were there? Please. If every vampire who said he was at the Crucifiction was actually there, it would have been like Woodstock."
"I was actually at Woodstock. That was a weird gig. I fed off a Flower person and I spent the next six hours watching my hand move."
"So, who do you kill for fun around here?"
"Spike... You're that Anointed guy. I heard about you. You've got Slayer problems; that's a bad piece of luck. Do you know what I find works real good with Slayers....killing them." .... "Can you?" .... "A lot faster than nancy-boy there. Yeah, I did a couple Slayers in my time; I don't like to brag...who am I kidding, I love to brag! There was this one Slayer during the Boxer Rebellion..."
"Now, any o' you want to test who's got the biggest wrinklies around here...step on up."
"Who do you want me to be?"
"Slaaaaayer! Here kitty, kitty."
"I find one of your friends first, I'm gonna suck them dry. And use their bones to bash your head in."
"People still fall for that Anne Rice routine...what a whirl."
"I mean this, uh, torture thing is an act, right? You're not housebroken?"
"You think you can fool me!?"
"You were my sire, man! You were my Yoda!"
"Fe fi fo fum...I smell the blood of a nice, ripe...girl."
"They make me feel all manly."
Ep 18 Halloween (3 files)
"C'mon, talk to daddy."
"This is just...neat."
"Look at you. You're shaking, terrified, alone, lost little lamb. I love it."
Ep 19 Lie To Me (4 files)
"I'm a bad, rude man."
"Do I have anyone on watch here? It's called security, people. Are you all asleep?"
"I've known you for two minutes and I can't stand you. I don't really feature you living forever. Can I eat him now, love?"
"Uh, where's the doorknob?"
Ep 21 What's My Line Pt. 1 (5 files)
"Debase the beef...canoe."
"Why does that strike me as not right?"
"It's that bloody Slayer."
"I'll dance with you pet. On the Slayer's grave."
"By George, I think he's got it."
Ep 22 What's My Line Pt. 2 (4 files)
"My black goddess. My ripe wicked plum."
"Aren't you a throw-himself-to-the-lions sort of sap these days?"
"Now we just let them come to a simmering boil and remove to a low flame."
"Well, I'll only kill you just this once."
Ep 25 Surprise (5 files)
"But Sunnydale's cursed for us."
"There's a bad turn, man. She can't have her fun without the box."
"You might give him a chance to find your lost treasure. He is a wanker, but he's the only one we've got with half a brain. If he fails, you can eat his eyes out of the sockets for all I care."
"Yeah, that'll work, now say 'Pretty please'."
"Uh, you're not clear on the concept, pal. There is no instead, just first and second."
Ep 26 Innocence (4 files)
"Yeah. It's interesting to me that preparing looks a lot like sitting on your ass."
"So, let's take some, I'm bored."
"I got to tell you...it made me sick to my stomach seeing you be the Slayer's lap dog."
"I know you haven't been in the game for a while, mate, but we do still kill people."
Ep 28 Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered (3 files)
"Nothing but the best for my girl."
"You would do well to worry less about Dru, and more about that Slayer you've been tramping around with."
"Why don't you rip her lungs out...might make an impression."
Ep 29 Passion (5 files)
"I won't have you feeding me like a child, Dru."
"Have you forgotten that you're a bloody guest in my bloody home?"
"Are you insane? You're supposed to kill the bitch, not leave gag gifts in her friends' beds."
"What if she did? If you ask me, I find myself preferring the old Buffy-whipped-Angelus. This new improved one is not playing with a full sack. I love a good slaughter as much as the next bloke, but his little pranks will only leave us with one incredibly brassed off Slayer."
"Nuh-uh. No going into the ring unless he tags you first, pet."
Ep 31 I Only Have Eyes For You (4 files)
"It's paradise. Big windows, lovely gardens. It'll be perfect when we want the sunlight to kill us."
"Well, our old place was just fine...till you went and had it burned down."
"Big deal; he won't do anything. Our man Angel here likes to talk, but he's not much for action. All hat and no cat."
"You might want to let up. They say when you've drawn blood, you've exfoliated."
Ep 33 Becoming Pt. 1 (4 files)
"You can see all that in your head?" ... "No, you ninny, she read it in the morning paper."
"It's a big rock. I can't wait to tell my friends; they don't have a rock this big."
"Let me guess: someone pulls out the sword" ... "Someone worthy." ... "The demon wakes up; wackiness ensues."
singing "Someone wasn't wooorthy."
Ep 34 Becoming Pt. 2 (12 files)
"White flag here, I quit."
"You want to go around, pet, I'll have a gay old time of it. You want to stop Angel, we're gonna have to play this a bit differently."
"I told you, I want to stop Angel. I want to save the world."
"We like to talk big...vampires do. 'I'm going to destroy the world.' It's just tough guy talk; struttin' around with your friends over a pint of blood. The truth is I like this world. You've got dog racing, Manchester United, and you've got people...billions of people walking around like Happy Meals with legs."
"People walking around like Happy Meals with legs."
"You hit me with an axe one time. Remember? Uh, 'Get the hell away from my daughter'."
"Dru bagged a Slayer?"
"You have your way with him, you'll never get to destroy the world. And I don't fancy spending the next month trying to get librarian out of the carpet."
"Do you want to play a game?"
"Whwhat if he's lying?"
"We are finished here, ducks."