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|Buffy Season 2|

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Ep 15 — School Hard (15 files)

  • "Home sweet home."
  • "You were there? Please. If every vampire who said he was at the Crucifiction was actually there, it would have been like Woodstock."
  • "I was actually at Woodstock. That was a weird gig. I fed off a Flower person and I spent the next six hours watching my hand move."
  • "So, who do you kill for fun around here?"
  • "Spike... You're that Anointed guy. I heard about you. You've got Slayer problems; that's a bad piece of luck. Do you know what I find works real good with Slayers....killing them." .... "Can you?" .... "A lot faster than nancy-boy there. Yeah, I did a couple Slayers in my time; I don't like to brag...who am I kidding, I love to brag! There was this one Slayer during the Boxer Rebellion..."
  • "Now, any o' you want to test who's got the biggest wrinklies around here...step on up."
  • "Who do you want me to be?"
  • "Slaaaaayer! Here kitty, kitty."
  • "I find one of your friends first, I'm gonna suck them dry. And use their bones to bash your head in."
  • "People still fall for that Anne Rice routine...what a whirl."
  • "I mean this, uh, torture thing is an act, right? You're not housebroken?"
  • "You think you can fool me!?"
  • "You were my sire, man! You were my Yoda!"
  • "Fe fi fo fum...I smell the blood of a nice, ripe...girl."
  • "They make me feel all manly."

    Ep 18 — Halloween (3 files)

  • "C'mon, talk to daddy."
  • "This is just...neat."
  • "Look at you. You're shaking, terrified, alone, lost little lamb. I love it."

    Ep 19 — Lie To Me (4 files)

  • "I'm a bad, rude man."
  • "Do I have anyone on watch here? It's called security, people. Are you all asleep?"
  • "I've known you for two minutes and I can't stand you. I don't really feature you living forever. Can I eat him now, love?"
  • "Uh, where's the doorknob?"

    Ep 21 — What's My Line Pt. 1 (5 files)

  • "Debase the beef...canoe."
  • "Why does that strike me as not right?"
  • "It's that bloody Slayer."
  • "I'll dance with you pet. On the Slayer's grave."
  • "By George, I think he's got it."

    Ep 22 — What's My Line Pt. 2 (4 files)

  • "My black goddess. My ripe wicked plum."
  • "Aren't you a throw-himself-to-the-lions sort of sap these days?"
  • "Now we just let them come to a simmering boil and remove to a low flame."
  • "Well, I'll only kill you just this once."

    Ep 25 — Surprise (5 files)

  • "But Sunnydale's cursed for us."
  • "There's a bad turn, man. She can't have her fun without the box."
  • "You might give him a chance to find your lost treasure. He is a wanker, but he's the only one we've got with half a brain. If he fails, you can eat his eyes out of the sockets for all I care."
  • "Yeah, that'll work, now say 'Pretty please'."
  • "Uh, you're not clear on the concept, pal. There is no instead, just first and second."

    Ep 26 — Innocence (4 files)

  • "Yeah. It's interesting to me that preparing looks a lot like sitting on your ass."
  • "So, let's take some, I'm bored."
  • "I got to tell you...it made me sick to my stomach seeing you be the Slayer's lap dog."
  • "I know you haven't been in the game for a while, mate, but we do still kill people."

    Ep 28 — Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered (3 files)

  • "Nothing but the best for my girl."
  • "You would do well to worry less about Dru, and more about that Slayer you've been tramping around with."
  • "Why don't you rip her lungs out...might make an impression."

    Ep 29 — Passion (5 files)

  • "I won't have you feeding me like a child, Dru."
  • "Have you forgotten that you're a bloody guest in my bloody home?"
  • "Are you insane? You're supposed to kill the bitch, not leave gag gifts in her friends' beds."
  • "What if she did? If you ask me, I find myself preferring the old Buffy-whipped-Angelus. This new improved one is not playing with a full sack. I love a good slaughter as much as the next bloke, but his little pranks will only leave us with one incredibly brassed off Slayer."
  • "Nuh-uh. No going into the ring unless he tags you first, pet."

    Ep 31 — I Only Have Eyes For You (4 files)

  • "It's paradise. Big windows, lovely gardens. It'll be perfect when we want the sunlight to kill us."
  • "Well, our old place was just fine...till you went and had it burned down."
  • "Big deal; he won't do anything. Our man Angel here likes to talk, but he's not much for action. All hat and no cat."
  • "You might want to let up. They say when you've drawn blood, you've exfoliated."

    Ep 33 — Becoming Pt. 1 (4 files)

  • "You can see all that in your head?" ... "No, you ninny, she read it in the morning paper."
  • "It's a big rock. I can't wait to tell my friends; they don't have a rock this big."
  • "Let me guess: someone pulls out the sword—" ... "Someone worthy." ... "The demon wakes up; wackiness ensues."
  • singing "Someone wasn't wooorthy."

    Ep 34 — Becoming Pt. 2 (12 files)

  • "Hello, cutie."
  • "White flag here, I quit."
  • "You want to go around, pet, I'll have a gay old time of it. You want to stop Angel, we're gonna have to play this a bit differently."
  • "I told you, I want to stop Angel. I want to save the world."
  • "We like to talk big...vampires do. 'I'm going to destroy the world.' It's just tough guy talk; struttin' around with your friends over a pint of blood. The truth is I like this world. You've got dog racing, Manchester United, and you've got people...billions of people walking around like Happy Meals with legs."
  • "People walking around like Happy Meals with legs."
  • "You hit me with an axe one time. Remember? Uh, 'Get the hell away from my daughter'."
  • "Dru bagged a Slayer?"
  • "You have your way with him, you'll never get to destroy the world. And I don't fancy spending the next month trying to get librarian out of the carpet."
  • "Do you want to play a game?"
  • "Wh—what if he's lying?"
  • "We are finished here, ducks."

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