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Ep 101 Bargaining 1 (6 files)
"Oh, poor Watcher. Did your life pass before your eyes? Cuppa tea, cuppa tea, almost got shagged, cuppa tea."
"What's with the Dadaism, Red?"
"She'll never be exactly."
"Yeah, she responded to BuffyBot because a robot is predictable, it's boring. Perfect teacher's pet. That's how schools are, you know...just factories spewing out mindless little automatons... Who go on to be very valuable and productive members of society, and you should go. Cuz Buffy would want you to."
"No, I'm not leaving you to get hurt. Not again."
"She wanted to go out and look for you again, but I figured there were enough things in Sunnydale that go bump in the night."
Ep 102 Bargaining 2 (3 files)
"And what, hide under the bed linen? Not really my style."
"Dawn, I get that you're scared; but I'm your sitter, so mind me. I'm not gonna let any of those buggers lay so much as a warty digit on you."
"Let's fly, pigeon!"
Ep 103 After Life (14 files)
"Thank god. Scared me half to death...or more to death. You, I could kill you... I mean it, I could rip your head off one-handed and drink from your brain stem."
"Yeah, seen the bloody Bot before, didn't think she'd patch up so"
"Clawed her way out of her coffin, that's how. Isn't that right?" ... "Yeah, that's what I had to do." ... "I've done it myself."
"How long was I gone?" ... "Hundred and forty-seven days yesterday, uh...hundred and forty-eight today. Except today doesn't count does it? ... How long was it for you, where you were?" ... "Longer."
"You didn't tell me. You brought her back and you didn't tell me." ... "Well, now you know." ... "I worked beside you all summer." ... "We didn't tell you. It was just...we didn't, okay." ... "Listen, I figured it out. Maybe you haven't, but I have. Willow knew there was a chance that she'd come back wrong...so wrong that you'd have...she'd have to get rid of what come back. And I wouldn't let her. Any part of that was Buffy, I wouldn't let her, and that's why she shut me out."
"That's the thing about magic there's always consequences. Always!"
"You should be careful, you never know what kind of villain's got a knife at your back."
"Willow's getting kinda strong, ain't she? Bringing you back...starting to get a good night's death around here."
"I do remember what I said. The promise...to protect her. If I'd have done that, even if I didn't make it, you wouldn't have had to jump."
"But I want you to know that I did save you. Not when it counted of course, but after that. Every night after that. I see it all again, I do something different...faster, more clever...dozens of times, lots of different ways. Every night I save you."
"I was gonna go inside, but I overheard you and the Superfriends exchanging your special moment and I came over a bit queasy. Say, aren't you leaving a hole in middle of some soddy group hug?"
"Buff. Slayer. Are you okay?"
"Buffy, if you are in pain, or if you need anything, or if I can do anything for you"
"Well, I haven't been to a hell dimension just of late, but I do know a thing or two about torment."
Ep 104 Flooded (not in zip file, click below)
"You want me to take them out? Give me a hell of a headache, but I could probably thin the herd a little."
Ep 105 Life Serial (9 files)
"So, you, uh, just what, gonna let this whoever play you till it figures out what kills you?"
"Ooh, good, cuz Giles moves the mighty force of library books."
"Damn, right. Hit the demon world. Ask questions, throw punches, find out what's in the air, you know. It's fun too."
"You're not the school girl; you're not a shop girl. You're a creature of the darkness, like me. Try on my world, see how good it feels."
"Listen, these guys talk while they play. You get more information out of their mouths than gaping holes in their corpses."
"So, who's gonna advance me a tiny tabby, get me started? ... C'mon, someone's gotta stake me."
"Ah, so it's a set up i'n't it? Squeeze a few quid out of the vamp.... Well, I tell you what you didn't count on: me and the bird. ... You wanna fight, you face the two of us."
"C'mon, Slayer, a big fight's just what you need."
"What's wrong, love?"
Ep 106 All The Way (6 files)
"I go where I please and I take what I want."
"Feel like a bit of the rough and tumble?" ... "What?" ... "Me. You. Patrolling. Hello?"
"So, this a private game or can anyone join in?"
"It's Hallowe'en you nit, we take the night off, those are the rules."
"No, I'm the rebel, you're an idiot."
"Guess I should bugger off. Something about big bads not venturing far from the crypts on Hallowe'en."
Ep 107 Once More With Feeling (13 files)
"The sun sets and she appears.... Come to serenade me?"
"Well, I've seen some damn funny things last two days. Six hundred pound Chirago Demon making like Yima Sumac...that one will stay with you. I remain immune, happy to say."
"So that's all, you've just come to pump me for information."
"Yeah well, I don't want to bore you with the small talk...don't know a thing."
"So...you're not staying then?"
"Go on mate...sing."
"Strong...someday he'll be a real boy."
"Don't be a stupid git."
"Forget him, Slayer, I got your back."
"Fine. I hope you dance till you burn. You and the Little Bit."
"You should go back inside. Finish the big group sing; get your kumbiya-yas out."
"The day you suss out what you do want, there'll probably be a parade...seventy-six bloody trombones."
Ep 108 Tabula Rasa (14 files)
"We...we kissed, you and me. All Gone With The Wind, with the rising music, and the rising...music, and what was that, Buffy?"
"Oh, don't get all prim and proper with me. I know what kind of girl you really are. Don't I?"
"Take it easy, you'll get your kittens."
"You need to give me asylum!"
"It's a disguise. Happens there's a bloke I'd rather not see just now.... You met him, I believe. Toothy bloke with the baby-seal breath? Nasty fellow, him. And ugly too. He's got a mouthful of choppers just waiting to be yanked out and worn as necklaces."
"Oh, listen to Mary Poppins. He's got his crust all stiff and upper with that nancy-boy accent. You Englishmen are always so... Bloody hell! Sodding, blimey, shagging, knickers, bollocks, oh God! I'm English!"
"sniffs Father. Oh, god, how I must hate you." ... "What did I do?" ... "There's always something, and what's with the trollop?"
"'Made with care for Randy.' ... Randy Giles? Why not just call me 'Horny Giles,' or 'Desperate for a Shag Giles'? I knew there was a reason I hated you!"
"Dad can drive. He's bound to have some classic midlife-crisis transport. Something red, shiny, shaped like a penis."
"Hey, I'm a superhero too!"
"How can you say I, me, a vampire? No."
"I must be a noble vampire. A good guy. On a mission of redemption. I help the hopeless. I'm a vampire with a soul."
"I'm a hero really. I mean, to be cast such an ugly lot in life and then to rise above it. To seek out better, nobler things. It's inspirational, isn't it? And the two of us...natural enemies, thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness. Utter trust. No thought of me biting you, no thought of you staking me."
Ep 109 Smashed (14 files)
"You'd think if the government was gonna put a chip in my head they'd at least make it so I could attack criminals and that sort."
"You're a tease, you know that, Slayer? Get a fella's motor revvin' and let the tension marinate a couple of days, then bam!, crown yourself the Ice Queen."
"It's only a matter of time before you realize I'm the only one here for you, pet. You got no one else!"
"Look at all the goodies."
"She thinks I'm housebroken; she forgot who she's dealing with."
"I know what I am. I'm dangerous; I'm evil."
"This might hurt a little. growl AAGGHH!"
"Examine my chip, or else Mr... Fett here is the first to die."
"Help me out here, Spock, I don't speak Loser."
"Everything's different now... Nothing wrong with me, there's something wrong with her."
"Oh, the pain, the pain... Is gone. Guess what I just found out? Looks like I'm not as toothless as you thought, sweetheart."
"Don't you get it? Don't you see? You came back wrong."
"I wasn't planning on hurting you...much."
Ep 110 Wrecked (9 files)
"What's the hurry, love?"
"You didn't seem to take issue with that last night... or with any of the other little nasties we"
"I knew... I knew the only thing better than killing a Slayer would besmack"
"I wouldn't throw stones, pet, you seemed to be quite the groupie yourself." ... "Shut up." ... "I'm just sayin, vampires get you hot."
"So, what now? You go back to treating me like dirt until the next time you got an inch you can't scratch? Well, forget it; last night changed things. I'm done being your whipping boy."
"Bollocks. It was a bloody revelation. You can act as high and mighty as you like, but I know where you live now, Slayer; I've tasted it."
"I may be dirt, but you're the one who likes to roll in it, Slayer. You never had it so good as me, nevsmack"
"Oh, that's right, hide your blushing eyes."
"Not yet. But I'm in your system now, and you're gonna crave me like I crave blood. And the next time you come calling, if you don't stop being like such a bitch, maybe I will bite you."
Ep 111 Gone (13 files)
"Just uh took a stroll, found myself in your neck of the woods."
"Ah ah ah ah. This flapjack's not ready to be flipped."
"She takes good care of her li'l sis. Like, um, when Dawn was hanging out too much at my crypt, Buffy put a right stop to it."
"Whatever beastie you are, I know you're here. And I hurt beasties."
"A ghost is it? Go on and haunt the living, like a good spook."
"What am What does it look like I'm doing you nit? I'm exercising."
"A man shouldn't use immortality as an excuse to let himself go. Gotta keep fit for killing."
"So, what, you just come here to criticize my housekeeping?"
"This vanishing act's right liberating for you i'n't it? Go anywhere you want, do anything you want or anyone."
"The only reason you're here is that you're not here."
"Free of life. Got another name for that dead."
"But sooner or later your chums are gonna work out a way to bring you back to living color."
"Get dressed if you can find your clothes and push off, cuz if I can't have all of you, I'd rather....hey, that's cheating."
Ep 112 Doublemeat Palace (3 files)
"Yeah, and you chose to be in the consumer service profession, and I'm a consumer...service me."
"Damn flourescent lights, make me look dead."
"You gotta get out of here, this place'll do stuff to you... This place'll kill you."
Ep 113 Dead Things (5 files)
"This a new rug?" ... "Mmmm, no, just looks different when you're under it."
"Well, I ate a decorator once, maybe something stuck."
"You see...you try to be with them...but you always end up in the dark...with me."
"So you thought you could slip away then? Vampire, remember? I could feel you."
"You always hurt the one you love, pet."
Ep 114 Older and Far Away (14 files)
"I'll let you blow out my candles."
"Oh, shut up, he's sweet."
"Think he'll take you out on his ten-speed, pet? Maybe he'll let you ride in that little basket up front."
"Jealous, my ass."
"Can I get you a soda pop? I think I'm in looove."
"I had...a...muscle cramp. Buffy was, uh, helping."
"What, it's a thing."
"Must be some late-night activities to keep us busy till morning."
"Me either. Besides, Richie, you can't skip breakfast. Growing boy like you. Me, I used to love breakfast. In the old days, I probably would have eaten by now."
"Yeah? I don't know. Tummy's making all kinds of gurglies. Maybe I oughta just feed on whatever's around...even if it doesn't go down well. You, uh, work out?"
"And I was insane to think...... No, wait. You were right. You're insane."
"Hey, I don't wanna keep you all from the touchy-feelies, but maybe the encounter group can meet later. Say, when we're not trapped in a house."
"So, you ever think about not celebrating a birthday? Just to try it, I mean."
"Well, we can't just stay put like cattle, waiting for that thing to pop out every time it gets peckish."
Ep 115 As You Were (17 files)
"Aaah, it's a fair cop, you caught me Slayer. However, in all honesty, I think we have to say this one doesn't count. After all, I wasn't exactly hiding."
"If we both know, then I'm not the only one thinking it."
"So it's the fear of getting caught then is it?"
"Needn't be an obstacle." ... "Spike, I mean it, c'mon." ... "I hear you're serious; so am I. I want you, you want me. I can't go inside, so maybe the time is right for you to come outside."
"Buffy. Hey now...if I knew you were coming I woulda baked a cake."
"I suppose I could be helpful; if the price is right. I'm not sure I'm not selling out at Doublemeat Palace wages though."
"Tell me you love me." ... "I love you...you know I do." ... "Tell me you want me." ... "I always want you...in point of fact..."
"laugh Well, lookee here. I don't usually use the word 'delicious', but I've gotta wager this tableau must sting a bit, eh? I mean your former... Must kill. What can I say, she needs a little monster in her man."
"Here I thought we'd run you out of town, mate. Last time I saw you, if memory serves, you were getting the juice sucked out of you by some undead lady of some very questionable reputation. Now, be a good tin soldier, and um "
"Look, crew-cut, she's not your bint anymore. And if can speak frankly, she always had a little thing for me even when she was shagging you."
"You're off your nut. It must be those drugs they were keeping you on. I did warn you"
"Over my dead body."
"Well, that's bloody funny coming from you! No more games? That's all you've ever done is play me. You keep playing with the rules; you make up as you like. You know what I am. You've always known. You come to me all the same."
"Thought you'd be off snogging with soldier boy."
"So you come for a bit of cold comfort?"
"Oh, this is worse then is it? This is you telling me" ... "It's over." ... "I've memorized this tune, love; I think I have the sheet music. Doesn't change what you want."
"I don't call five hours straight a 'little while'."
Ep 116 Hell's Bells (2 files)
"I'm sorry....or, good."
"It's nice to watch you be happy...for them, even. I don't see it a lot. You, uh, you glow." ... "That's because the dress is radioactive."
Ep 117 Normal Again (12 files)
"You lookin' for me?"
"Yeah, well ... some people can't see a good thing when they've got it."
"You know, I guess you know all about that, don't you? The king of the big exit. Heard it brought the house down."
"Right. Let's not listen to Spike. Might get a bit of the truth on you."
"More than happy to beat you right through the pain, you pathetic poof."
"So, she's having the wiggins, is she? Thinks none of us are real. Bloody self-centered, if you ask me."
"On the other hand, it might explain some things this all being in that twisted brain of hers. Yeah. Thinks up some chip in my head. Make me soft, fall in love with her, then turn me into her soddin' sex slave"
"Nothing. Alternative realities. Where we're all little figments of Buffy's funny-farm delusion. You know, in a different reality, you might not have left your bride at the altar. You might have gone through with it like a man."
"Oh, balls. You didn't say he was a glarghguhl kashma'nik."
"I hope you don't think this antidote's gonna rid you of that nasty martyrdom. See, I figured it out, luv. You can't help yourself. You're not drawn to the dark like I thought."
"You're addicted to the misery. It's why you won't tell your pals about us. Might actually have to be happy if you did. They'd either understand and help you, god forbid ... or drive you out ... where you can finally be at peace, in the dark. With me. Either way, you'd be better off for it, but you're too twisted for that. .... Let yourself live, already. And stop with the bloody hero trip for a sec. We'd all be the better for it."
"You either tell your friends about us ... or I will."
Ep 118 Entropy (18 files)
"In that case, why won't you sleep with me again?"
"Oh, the great Xander thinks so! Shudder gasp! It must be true!"
"That ponce has always had it for me. Every chance he gets, he sticks it t You believe him, don't you? You think I was spying on you. You think I could do that?"
"I don't hurt you."
"No, you don't. I've tried to make it clear to you, but you won't see it. Something happened to me. The way I feel ... about you ... it's different. And no matter how hard you try to convince yourself it isn't, it's real."
"Fresh of out of pleasure. That's why I'm here. I need something. Numbing spell, maybe."
"Right then. Got something that'll dull the ache a bit?"
"Xander. Let's not waste any more breath on that wanker."
"I care. What he done to you? I've never stooped that low, and I'm an 'evil, soulless thing'. According to some people."
"Right! And I didn't ask for this bloody chip in my head."
"She was so raw. I've never felt anything like it."
"Never! I was always going above and beyond. I saved the Scoobies how many times? And I can't stand the lot of you."
"You do. That's why you're the only one of them I wouldn't bite if I had the chance."
"Absolutely. I have nothing but respect for a woman who is forthright. Drusilla was always straightforward. Didn't have a single buggering clue about what was going on in front of her, but she was straight about it. That was a virtue."
"It's no wonder they couldn't deal with the likes of you and me, luv. We should have been dead hundreds of years ago ... and we're the only ones who are really alive."
"Take it quick or my chivalry'll run out."
"The two of them ... they're weak, is all. But, I'll tell you what, though. They'll, uh, miss the water now that the well's gone dry."
Ep 119 Seeing Red (8 files)
"Well, this isn't just about you as much you'd like it to be."
"It wasn't for you. I wanted something anything to make this feeling stop. I just wanted it to stop."
"Trust is for old marrieds, Buffy. Great love is wild and passionate and dangerous. It burns and consumes."
"Let it go. ... Let yourself love me..."
"We were never together. Not really. She'd never lower herself that far."
"Everything always used to be so clear. Slayer. Vampire. Vampire kills Slayer, sucks her dry, picks his teeth with her bones."
"It isn't supposed to be this way. It's the chip. Steel and wires and silicone. It won't let me be a monster. And I can't be a man. I'm nothing."
"Get nice and comfy Slayer. I'll be back. And when I do ... things are gonna change."
Ep 120 Villains (7 files)
"I'm not asking for permission, mate."
"You do the fingerpaintings? Nice work."
"Bitch thinks she's better than me. Ever since I got this bleeding chip in my head, things ain't been right. Everything's gone to hell."
"I'm still a warrior."
"Yeah? I'll show you pathetic...gimme your best shot."
"Do your worst. But when I win, I want what I came here for."
"Bitch is gonna see a change."
Ep 121 Two To Go (6 files)
"Yeah, yeah. It's not like you haven't been clear about it, oh great mysterious one. This is a test. I don't get what I want unless I pass said test. That about the size and shape?"
"And since your pad is decked out Gladiator style, and no number two pencils have been provided ... guess we're not starting with the written."
"Oh, here we go, then. Just me And the walking action figure. I'm venturing this would be the kill-or-be-killed type of situation, then?"
"Here we are now. Entertain us."
"Bad move, bad move, bad move."
"Looks like local boy loses."
"Right, I get ... wait ... first stage? .... Bugger."
Ep 122 Grave (4 files)
"Well, that was a bloody doddle and a piece o' piss."
"Got any more ruddy tests, ya ponce? I'll take anything you throw at me. If it'll get me what I need to take care of the Slayer, give her what's coming to her, you just bring it on. Bring on the whole ... Bloody hell."
"So, you give me what I want. Make me what I was ... so Buffy can get what she deserves."
"Very well. We will return your soul!" ... "AAAGGGHHH!!!"