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Ep 123 Lessons (4 files)
"No visitors today; terribly busy."
"Manifested spirits, controlled by talisman, raised to seek vengeance. A four-year-old could figure it."
Ep 124 Beneath You (15 files)
"What you need is help; fortunately, you've got me."
"If you think I like putting myself here surrounded people who don't particularly like me you'd be wrong."
"I didn't come here to atone."
"I was hoping you'd tell me. You're the Slayer, connected to the visions. Long line of worthies, right? I'm just a guy with his ear to the ground and even I can feel it."
"Something's coming, don't know what exactly, but something's brewing; and it's big, ugly and damned if it makes you and me look like little bitty puzzle pieces."
"You're right, there is. But we're not best friends anymore, so too bad for me. I'm not sharing."
"We've been through things; the end of the world amd back. I can be useful, 'cause honestly, I've got nothing better to do."
"Right you are, love, I haven't changed, not a lick. And watching your face trying to figure me out was absolutely delicious."
"You've had your turn, love. Leave the violence to the real demons, yeah?"
"That's right, Big Bad's back, and lookin' for a little death!"
"I get it...joke's on me, lots of laughs. Yeah, bring the wife and kiddies, come see the show! It's gonna be a circus."
"This... just beginning, love. A warm-up act. The real headliner's coming and when that band takes the stage, all of this all this will come tumbling in death, and screaming, horror and bloodshed. From beneath you it devours."
"I wanted to give you what you deserve. And I got it. They put the spark in me, now all it does is burn."
"Shame on you. Why does a man do what he mustn't? For her. To be hers."
"She shall look on him with forgiveness, and everybody will forgive and love...he will be loved."
Ep 125 Same Time, Same Place (2 files)
"Tragedy. .... Is there blood?"
"I'm insane; what's his excuse?"
Ep 126 Help (4 files)
"If I don't move, if I don't think, if I don't listen to the voices, then I won't hurt. Much."
"I'm a bad man. William is a baaad man. I hurt the girl."
"I hurt you Buffy. And I will pay. I am paying because I hurt the girl."
"Don't....don't leave me. Stay here and help me be quiet."
Ep 127 Selfless (2 files)
"I don't trust what I see anymore."
"I'm in trouble, Buffy."
Ep 128 Him (2 files)
"Don't want your soddin' food anyway."
"No, bollocks to the whole thing. I don't need your mollycoddling."
Ep 130 Sleeper (17 files)
"Well, this can't be good you here at this hour."
"Anya, do be specific and tell a fellow just exactly what you're doing here."
"I need my pants."
"No, not the chip. Not the chip, dammit. You honestly think I'd go to the end of the Underworld and back to get my soul and then Buffy, I can barely live with what I did. It haunts me. All of it. If you think that I would add to the body count now, you're crazy."
"You're jealous. Yeah. You saw me chattin' up another bird, givin' the eye to somebody else. Touched a nerve didn't it?"
"Talk to them 'cause I can't talk to you."
"As daft a notion as soulful Spike the killer is, it is nothing compared to the idea that another girl could mean anything to me."
"This chip they did to me, I couldn't help it. But the soul I got on my own for you."
"So yeah, I go and pass the time....with someone. But that's all it is, is time. 'Cause God help me Buffy, it's still all about you."
"The taste of human blood....that I'd remember."
"You've got an accusation from a pile of dust, and not a shred of proof."
"Friendly warning, pet. I'm the type that's left alone."
"Do it fast, okay?"
"You make it so I forget again! I did what you wanted!"
"I can't cry this soul out of me, it won't come."
"I've killed, and I can feel 'em; I can feel every one of them."
"Help me. .... Can you help me?"
Ep 131 Never Leave Me (19 files)
"Make it tighter the knots'll give. I get free, someone's gonna die."
"Things have been wonky for me ever since I got back."
"Saw a man about a girl."
"I went to seek a legend out. Traveled to the other side of the world, made a deal with a demon."
"No, not just like that. There was a price. There were trials, torture, pain and suffering...of sorts."
"Meaning I have come to redefine the words 'pain and suffering' since I fell in love with you."
"Apparently, I just slaughtered half of Sunnydale, pet. I'm not really worried about being polite anymore."
"I'm feeling honest with myself. .... You used me."
"You hated yourself, and you took it out on me."
"Soul's not all about moonbeams and pennywhistles, luv. It's about self-loathing. I get it. Had to travel 'round the world, but I understand you now. I understand the violence inside."
"Not the same. .... As bad as I was, as evil and as wretched as I was, I never truly hated myself back then. .... Not like I do now."
"I was just, uh, keeping myself company."
"Buffy, you have to kill me."
"I'm talking about me. Buffy, you have never met the real me."
"Do you know how much blood you can drink from a girl before she'll die? I do. You see, the trick is to drink just enough to know how to damage them just enough so that they'll still cry when you 'cause it's not worth it if they don't cry."
"I already did it. It's already done. You wanna know what I've done to girls Dawn's age? .... This is me, Buffy. You've got to kill me before I get out."
"Have you ever really asked yourself why you can't do it? Off me? After everything I've done to you, to people around you. It's not love. We both know that."
"Don't rationalize this into some noble act. We both know the truth of it. .... You like men who hurt you."
"You need the pain we cause you. You need the hate. You need it to do your job, to be the Slayer."
Ep 132 Bring On The Night (5 files)
"Go on. Give it a kick then. You always liked that, didn't you?"
"She was crazier than you."
"Never figured you for existential thought, luv. I mean, you hated Paris."
"Give it up. Whatever you are, whatever you get away with, I'm out. You can't pull this puppet's strings anymore."
Ep 133 Show Time (2 files)
"She-she will come for me. She will come for me."
"A knife, now, is it? .... What'll ... what'll that ... you you can't hurt me. You're you're just a bloody figment, you are. You're just..."
Ep 134 Potential (8 files)
"Okay, these two are dead. Why?"
"Vi, do you think I care if it's a fair fight?"
"Thouch them, and lose your privates."
"Prices they charge, you could get human blood straight from the body."
"As a group, we're not known for our tasteful decor, but in all fairness to the race, this place is seriously lacking in style."
"A crypt actually, but nicer. A bit more I don't know if 'posh' is the right word, but it was more like" ... "Comfy."
"Work, work, work. This little excursion was just in danger of being interesting."
Ep 135 The Killer In Me (9 files)
"Give us all a chance for a breather, eh?" ... "From Giles?" ... "From the constant pitter-patter of clomping teenage girlie feet."
"It's like a bloody war zone up there, and not in a good way."
"I'm just trying to stay out of their way."
"With you by my side, yeah. But you wouldn't let me hurt one of them. And that's the way it's gonna until we're sure The First is done making me its bitch. Either we're together or I'm on the leash."
"Buffy. ... Ow! Ow, OW!"
"Or maybe I wasn't meant to last this long. .... One more thing you and I have in common, eh pet?"
"Try 'Behavioral Modification Software Throughout the Ages'."
"Who you gonna call? ... God, that phrase is never gonna be usable again is it?"
"I don't know, worked pretty good when the Initiative held me captive here. Every time I'd get a little ... rambunctious, the chip'd kick in and I'd feel like my head was gonna explode, they'd dope me up and everything'd be all daffodils and teddy bears. For a couple of hours anyway."
Ep 136 First Date (5 files)
"You're supposed to be all go-throughable."
"Think I still dream of a crypt for two with a white picket fence? My eyes are clear."
"Never much cared for picket fences anyway. Bloody dangerous."
"There's always girls who like the look. Bad boy ya know, does it for some of them."
"You tried to record the ultimate evil. Why? In a complex effort to royally piss it off?"
Ep 137 Get It Done (11 files)
"I like my plan better. Get up, get out, get drunk. Repeat as needed. It's just more elegant."
"Yet, here you are, walking, talking, annoying."
"No need to thank me, I'm just the one who beat him off. ... Repelled him would have perhaps been a better phrase."
"Just what brings our good principal to this neck of the gloom?"
"I haven't heard any complaints. Well, I have heard a few complaints over the years, but then I just killed whoever spoke up and that was pretty much that."
"Now that you have a soul?" ... "Yeah, that was a big deal; very ... private. .... What, are just telling everyone now?"
"Well, as a matter of fact, I haven't been quite relishing the kill the way I used to."
"I did this for you! The soul, the changes. It's what you wanted."
"Oh, you don't know how close you are to bringing him out."
"Oh, come on now, Nancy, call yourself a demon? Thought you were up for a proper fight?"
"I don't know your feelings, big guy, but to me a tussle like that .... is good for the soul."
Ep 138 Storyteller (5 files)
"Look at this place. Damn girls' dorm is what it is."
"Long as you're not pointing that thing at me, seems like a fine way to keep the boy busy."
"I thought I told you to piss off with this bloody camera, yet here you are again with that thing in my face. Would you sod off ... before I rip your throat out and eat" ... "Okay, Spike. The light was kind of behind you." ... "Oh, right"
"So he can do what? Yell at it in its own language?"
"Nice way to run a school."
Ep 139 Lies My Parents Told Me (27 files)
"Well, all right. Got the moves, don't you? I'm gonna ride you hard before I put you away, luv."
"I spent a long time trying to track you down. Don't want the dance to end so soon, do you, Nikki? The music's just starting, isn't it?"
"By the way.....love the coat."
"Little tip, mate. Stake's your friend. Don't be afraid to use it."
"What are you doing here? You came to see the show?"
"Right, let's get this over with. What're you gonna do? Some hypno-beam? A disarming spell?"
"And how do expect to get that hunk of rubble into my cranium?"
"Oh, you have got to be joking? What now?"
"Oh, bollocks. With all the rubbish people keep sticking in my head, it's a wonder that there's room for my brain."
"How am I supposed to know if this bug-ugly's doing its jo"
"Yet her smell, it doth linger, painting pictures in my mind.
Her eyes, balls of honey. Angel's harps her laugh.
Oh, lark. Grant a sign if crook'd be Cupid's shaft.
Hark, the lark, her name it hath spake.
'Cecily' it discharges from twixt its wee beak." *
"I clocked the niblett pretty fierce."
"You're a saucy one, aren't you?" *
"We'll open up their veins and bathe in their blood as they scream our names across What?" *
"Drusillashe...she has made me what I am. I am no longer bound to this mortal coil. I have become a creature of the night. A vampire." *
"Think of it. No more sickness. No more dying. You'll never age another day. Let me do this for you." *
"What the bloody hell is this?"
"Sorry. Not much for self reflection."
"I've killed a lot of people's mothers."
"First, we'll feast. Then the night is yours. Theater, perhaps. Dancing? Tell me, what's your pleasure?" *
"I wasn't talking to you. .... I don't give a piss about your mum. She was a slayer; I was a vampire. That's the way the game is played."
"She knew what she was signing up for."
"I know slayers. ... No matter how many people they've got around them, they fight alone. Life of the Chosen One. The rest of us be damned. Your mother was no different."
"But not enough to quit, though, was it? Not enough to walk away... for you. I'll tell you a story about a mother and son. See, like you, I loved my mother. So much so I turned her into a vampire... so we could be together forever. She said some nasty bits to me after I did that. Been weighing on me for quite some time. But you helped me figure something out. You see, unlike you, I had a mother who loved me back. When I sired her, I set loose a demon, and it tore into me, but it was the demon talking, not her. I realize that now. My mother loved me with all her heart. I was her world."
"That's a nice little song you got there. .... Thanks, doc. You cured me after all. I got my own free will, now. I'm not under the First's or anyone else's influences now. I just wanted you to know that ... before I kill you.
"I gave him a pass. Let him live, on account of the fact I killed his mother. But that's all he gets. ... He even so much as looks at me funny again, I'll kill him."
* Flashbacks as William in the 1800s.
Ep 140 Dirty Girls (9 files)
"Nice punch you got there. Lemme guess. Leather pants, nice right cross, doe eyes, holier-than-thou glower...you must be Faith."
"I don't think we Bloody hell! What're you doing? I'm on your side."
"I reformed way before you did."
"smack Stop ... smack hitting ... smack me!"
"I am nothing like Angel."
"Angel's dull as a table lamp. And we have very different coloring."
"Not all that tension was about you. Giles was a part of a plan to kill me...for Buffy's own good."
"Teeth get yellow after an eternity. Gotta watch that."
"Like 'you could ride me at a gallop 'til my knees buckle, squeeze me 'til I pop like warm champagne.' That's not the kind of thing a man forgets."
Ep 141 Empty Places (5 files)
"Oh, really? 'Cause, you know, sometimes our 'missions' end up with you trying to kill me. I'm not fond of those."
"It's not a road trip. It's a covert operation."
"Not as good as those onion blossom things."
"See, the genius of it is you soak it in ice water for an hour so it holds its shape. Then you deep-fry it root-side up for about five minutes." ... "Masterful." ... "Yeah. .... Tell anyone we had this conversation, I'll bite you."
"And you said, 'Come in, do some damage'?"
Ep 142 Touched (19 files)
"Tapestry." ... "Hey good one, how did you?" ... "Tapestry's the only thing in the whole bloody room."
"I'll look deep into your jugular is what I'll look at."
"He's a breath of fresh air, i'n't he? Thank God I don't breathe."
"Been practicing that little speech long, have you?"
"So, uh, Buffy took some time off right in the middle of the Apocalypse and it was her decision?"
"You sad, sad ungrateful traitors, who do you think you are?"
"Oh, that's ballsy of you. You're her friends and you betray her like this."
"You know, I think I do ... Rupert. You used to be the big man, didn't you? The teacher, all full of wisdom; now she's surpassed you and you can't handle it."
"She has saved your lives again and again. She has died for you, and this is how you thank her."
"There you are. Do you realize I could just walk in here, no invite needed?"
"I heard. I was over there. That bitch. She's all about smiles and reformation when you're on your feet, but the moment you're down, she's all about the kicking, i'n't that right?"
"You're not a quitter." ... "Watch me." ... "You were their leader, and you still are. This isn't something you gave up, it's something they took." ... "And the difference is?" ... "We can take it back."
"You mean 'no' as in eventually?"
"Oh, you say the word and she's a footnote in history. I'll make it look like a painful accident."
"I seem to recall a certain amount of connecting."
"You listen to me. ... I've been alive a bit longer than you, and dead a lot longer than that. I've seen things you couldn't imagine, and done things I prefer you didn't. Don't exactly have a repuration for being a thinker. I follow my blood...which doesn't exactly rush in the direction of my brain. ... So I make a lot of mistakes, a lot of wrong bloody calls. A hundred-plus years ... and there's only one thing I've ever been sure of you."
"I'm not asking you for anything. When I say I love you, it's not because I want you or because I can't have you. It has nothing to do with me. I love what you are, what you do, how you try. I've seen your kindess and your strength. I've seen the worst and the best of you, and I understand with perfect clarity exactly what you are. ... You're a hell of a woman. ... You're the one, Buffy."
"I don't want to be this good looking and athletic, we all have crosses to bear."
"That diabolical torture device: the comfy chair."
Ep 143 End Of Days (12 files)
"Honey, you're home."
"And you did it. Fulfilled your mission. Found the Holy Grail. Or Holy Hand Grenade, or whatever the hell that is."
"Well, pointy and wooden is not exactly the look I want to know better, but it does have flair."
"Can see why a girl would ditch a fella for one of these."
"Last night it was just a glitch. A bit of cold comfort from the cellar dweller. Let's don't make a thing out of it."
"That's fine, you don't have to get shirty about it."
"And that's the thing that preacher-man was so anxious to keep outta your mitts?"
"Have you gone completely Carrot-Top?"
"Last night was ... God, I'm such a jerk, I can't do this." ... "Spike." ... "It was the best night of my life."
"If you poke fun at me, you bloody well better use that, 'cause I couldn't bear it."
"It may not mean that much to you, but" ... "I just told you it did." ... "Yeah, I hear you say it, but ... I've lived for sodding ever, Buffy. I've done everything. I've done things with you I can't spell, but ... I've never ... been close ... to anyone ... least of all you. ... Till last night. ... All I did was hold you, watch you sleep. And it was the best night of my life. So yeah, I'm ... terrified." ... "You don't have to be."
"We'll go be heroes."
Ep 144 Chosen (22 files)
"So, where's tall, dark and forehead?"
"Yeah, that and I also used my enhanced vampire eyeballs to watch you kissing him."
"Most people don't use their tongues to say hello. ... Or, I guess they do, but"
"Oh, he just popped by for a quickie then."
"He wears lifts, you know."
"Where's the trinket?" ... "The who-ket?" ... "The pretty necklace your sweetie-bear gave you. The one with all the power. I beleive it's mine now."
"Someone with a soul, but more than human. ... If Angel meant to wear it, that means I'm the qualified party."
"You'll be needing someone strong to bear it then. You plan on giving it to Andrew?"
"Been called a lot of things in my time."
"We'll you're not staying here. You can't buy me off with shiny beads and sweet talk. You got Angel breath. I'm not gonna just let you whack me back and forth like a rubberball. I got my pride, you know."
"Clearly, you don't, 'cause the whole 'havin' my pride' thing was just a smokescreen."
"I don't know what I would've done if you'd've gone up those stairs."
"I'm drownin' in footwear! .... Weird dream."
"Not to be a buzzkill, love, but my fabulous accessory isn't exactly tingling with power."
"I'm getting zero juice here. And I look like Elizabeth Taylor."
"I can feel it, Buffy. ... "What?" ... "My soul. ... It's really there. ... Kind of stings."
"No, you've beat them back. It's for me to do the cleanup."
"Gotta move, lamb. I think it's fair to say school's out for bloody summer."
"I love you." ... "No you don't. But thanks for sayin' it."
"I wanna see how it ends."
"Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"